What is the definition of Brandon Infection?

A "brandon infection" is like a supercharged case of the common cold, but with a dash of questionable hygiene and a side of unavoidable awkwardness. Imagine it's when you accidentally spread the microscopic, airborne germ responsible for Brandon Sanderson's epic world-building from his infamous novels to the bathroom of your friend's neighbor, resulting in a full-blown, contagious 'gigantic' sniffle that leaves them looking like they're auditioning for a role in a bad sitcom.

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Example sentence: "After Brandon Sanderson's latest spellbook was left out in the open, he inadvertently became a brand-new, contagious case study for the 'brandon infection' that's sweeping the college campus."